I thought you already finished, bitch. The tall whore (who we shall refer to as Jake) sounded like she was gonna vacuum after showering.

It's alright, we'll suck up the dirt ourselves. Everything's attracted to us anyway so it won't be too difficult. OH SCHNAP.
-That would've made more sense if I was talking about a magnet and not a vacuum.


Roses are red.
Vacuums are turquoise.
Oh goddamn, what the hell rhymes with turquoise?